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I wish!! HAHA!!
SWEETPEA sneakin' n again!!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
ALAN JACKSON GIVES ALL HIS MONEY TO SWEETPEA
Labels:
alan jackson,
country music,
money,
sneakin' around,
sweetpea
RICKI LAKE GIVES BIRTH TO TELETUBIES
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YEP!! SHE IS BRINGING OT A NEW TALK SHOW WHERE SHE HAS BABIES, SHOWS THE DELIVERY, AND THE BABIES SING AND FART WHEN THEY SIT DOWN!! CHECK IT OUT COMING UP ON PBS SOON IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!
SATIREPATCH EXCLUSIVE!!((sweetpea sneakin' in after her((the BEST))-- soap opera BLOGGIN' OUT THERE!!SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN.BLOGSPOT.COM
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YEP!! SHE IS BRINGING OT A NEW TALK SHOW WHERE SHE HAS BABIES, SHOWS THE DELIVERY, AND THE BABIES SING AND FART WHEN THEY SIT DOWN!! CHECK IT OUT COMING UP ON PBS SOON IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!
SATIREPATCH EXCLUSIVE!!((sweetpea sneakin' in after her((the BEST))-- soap opera BLOGGIN' OUT THERE!!SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN.BLOGSPOT.COM
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
DOM DELOISE
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SATIREPATCH SENDS CONDOLENCES TO THE FUNNY COMEDIAN'S FAMILY. GOD BLESS AND BE WITH THEM.
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SATIREPATCH SENDS CONDOLENCES TO THE FUNNY COMEDIAN'S FAMILY. GOD BLESS AND BE WITH THEM.
SP
OH, JULIANNE'S DAD IS MAD AT CHUCK!!
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CHUCK WAS CAUGHT IN JULIANNE'S CLOSET STEALIN' HER LEOTARDS FOR THE DANCIN' SHOW!! THIS PISSED OFF MR. HOUGH SO THAT HE WAS GOING TO CALL THE COPS!! WICKS BEGGED, "NO, MR HOUGH--NO!!" MR HOUGH WANTED TO CARRY THIS ON A WHILE AND MAKE HIM PAY SO HE ORDERED CHUCK TO GO TO THE STORE AFTER SOME TAMPONS AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!! THIS EMBARRASSED THE NEW COUNTRY DINGER SO... MR HOUGH WAS PLEASED AND SENYT HIM ON HIS WAY!! SWEETPEASNEAKIN IN AGAIN!! NOW I'M OFF TO MY SOAP OPERA SUMMAIES BLOGGING!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!!
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CHUCK WAS CAUGHT IN JULIANNE'S CLOSET STEALIN' HER LEOTARDS FOR THE DANCIN' SHOW!! THIS PISSED OFF MR. HOUGH SO THAT HE WAS GOING TO CALL THE COPS!! WICKS BEGGED, "NO, MR HOUGH--NO!!" MR HOUGH WANTED TO CARRY THIS ON A WHILE AND MAKE HIM PAY SO HE ORDERED CHUCK TO GO TO THE STORE AFTER SOME TAMPONS AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!! THIS EMBARRASSED THE NEW COUNTRY DINGER SO... MR HOUGH WAS PLEASED AND SENYT HIM ON HIS WAY!! SWEETPEASNEAKIN IN AGAIN!! NOW I'M OFF TO MY SOAP OPERA SUMMAIES BLOGGING!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!!
sp
WONDER WHY KIRSTIE ALLEY GAINED ALL HER WEIGHT BACK??
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SHE'S BEEN STEALIN' OFF LINDSEY LOHAN'S PLATE!! THAT WHY MISS LOHAN HAS LOST HER WEIGHT AFTER THE SPLIT BETWEEN SHE AND RONSON. I GUESS MS. ALLEY HAS THE TASTE FOR LESBIANS NOW!!
SORRY, IT'S ALL IN FUN, Y'ALL haha!! GOD BLESS YOU, KIRSTIE and the people who read this blog!!!!
A SNEAKIN' IN SWEETPEA EXCLUSIVE
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SHE'S BEEN STEALIN' OFF LINDSEY LOHAN'S PLATE!! THAT WHY MISS LOHAN HAS LOST HER WEIGHT AFTER THE SPLIT BETWEEN SHE AND RONSON. I GUESS MS. ALLEY HAS THE TASTE FOR LESBIANS NOW!!
SORRY, IT'S ALL IN FUN, Y'ALL haha!! GOD BLESS YOU, KIRSTIE and the people who read this blog!!!!
A SNEAKIN' IN SWEETPEA EXCLUSIVE
Labels:
BLOG,
BOOKS,
HIRSTIE ALLEY,
LESBIAN,
LINDSAY LOHAN,
SATIRE NEWS EXCLUSIVE,
SWEETPEAS,
WEIGHT,
WEIGHT GAIN
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
CAMERON MATHESON IN PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL
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...TWO DAYS AFTER ANNOUNCING TO THE SHOCKED AUDIENCE OF GOOD MORNING AMERICA THAT JULIANNE HOUGH IS A "GOOD COUNTRY SINGER," MR CAMERON MATHESON HAS BEEN COMMITTED TO
THE STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL IN HIS HOME TOWN OF SECAUCUS, NEW JERSEY. Although the family is asking for the media to respect Cameron's need for privacy during this difficult time, they did authorize the Hospital's Director, Dr Van Saenk, to release this statement: "Mr Matheson continues to be evaluated and treated for what appears to be a serious mental illness, specifically, Schizoaffective Disorder, Bipolar Type. As you all are aware Mr Matheson has done some things recently that many do not understand, including an embarassing, bizarre statement about Ms Hough's singing ability. While Mr Matheson's case was unfortunately quite advanced by the time he entered our care, I want to make it clear that his condition is imminently treatable, and that, however disturbing some of the clearly psychotic things he has recently said may be, his delusional complexes are subject to modification, through a rigorous and carefully administered regimen of second generation anti-psychotic medications, as well as intensive, and I mean intensive, psychotherapy."
Interestingly, Ms Hough is expressing a great deal of embarassment herself about the matter, stating "I'm very sorry for Cameron. I know I'm not a good singer, but I think that given how sick he is if he hadn't said something crazy about me, he would have just said it about somebody else. This whole singing thing started when an accountant with a record producer saw me on tv and told his boss I was marketable because I look like a country singer, whatever that means. They told me it doesn't matter if I can sing, because like, you know, look at Faith Hill. Ok, so I didn't take the whole thing seriously, it was really just a lark, but once I got into this thing so deep I couldn't back out. And you know what, when people started taking my singing seriously I was just as shocked as everyone else. I mean, it really makes me not trust anyone now."
The staff of SP wishes all involved the best, and make it known that Mr Matheson and his family are in our prayers.
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...TWO DAYS AFTER ANNOUNCING TO THE SHOCKED AUDIENCE OF GOOD MORNING AMERICA THAT JULIANNE HOUGH IS A "GOOD COUNTRY SINGER," MR CAMERON MATHESON HAS BEEN COMMITTED TO
THE STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL IN HIS HOME TOWN OF SECAUCUS, NEW JERSEY. Although the family is asking for the media to respect Cameron's need for privacy during this difficult time, they did authorize the Hospital's Director, Dr Van Saenk, to release this statement: "Mr Matheson continues to be evaluated and treated for what appears to be a serious mental illness, specifically, Schizoaffective Disorder, Bipolar Type. As you all are aware Mr Matheson has done some things recently that many do not understand, including an embarassing, bizarre statement about Ms Hough's singing ability. While Mr Matheson's case was unfortunately quite advanced by the time he entered our care, I want to make it clear that his condition is imminently treatable, and that, however disturbing some of the clearly psychotic things he has recently said may be, his delusional complexes are subject to modification, through a rigorous and carefully administered regimen of second generation anti-psychotic medications, as well as intensive, and I mean intensive, psychotherapy."
Interestingly, Ms Hough is expressing a great deal of embarassment herself about the matter, stating "I'm very sorry for Cameron. I know I'm not a good singer, but I think that given how sick he is if he hadn't said something crazy about me, he would have just said it about somebody else. This whole singing thing started when an accountant with a record producer saw me on tv and told his boss I was marketable because I look like a country singer, whatever that means. They told me it doesn't matter if I can sing, because like, you know, look at Faith Hill. Ok, so I didn't take the whole thing seriously, it was really just a lark, but once I got into this thing so deep I couldn't back out. And you know what, when people started taking my singing seriously I was just as shocked as everyone else. I mean, it really makes me not trust anyone now."
The staff of SP wishes all involved the best, and make it known that Mr Matheson and his family are in our prayers.
Monday, May 4, 2009
MISS PIGGY WORRIES ABOUT SWINE FLU
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YEP!! SHE WORRIES SHE MAY GET THE FLU. SHE WORRIES IT WILL MESS UP ALL HER PRETTY--
ALL HER PLASTIC SURGERY!!
"WHAT WILL KERMIT THINK??" SHE WONDERS.
hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................... SP sneakin' again!!((i gotta go get my soap opera bloggin' done!!))
sweetpea for satirepatch
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YEP!! SHE WORRIES SHE MAY GET THE FLU. SHE WORRIES IT WILL MESS UP ALL HER PRETTY--
ALL HER PLASTIC SURGERY!!
"WHAT WILL KERMIT THINK??" SHE WONDERS.
hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................... SP sneakin' again!!((i gotta go get my soap opera bloggin' done!!))
sweetpea for satirepatch
Labels:
boyfriend,
frog,
kermit,
miss piggy,
swine flu,
worldly question,
worry
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