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Friday, April 17, 2009

TOP TEN REASONS PEOPLE HATE JULIANNE HOUGH

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#1 THERE WAS SUCH A HUGE SHORTAGE OF WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE BARBIE DOLLS IN COUNTRY BEFORE JULIANNE STARTED HER "CAREER"

#2 THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE HAS NOT ENDORSED GIGGLING AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT

#3 CHUCK, MY MAN, YOU'VE GONE FROM STEALING CINDERELLA TO SHOPLIFTING TAMMY

#4 JULIANNE WILL DANCE WITH ANYONE SHE'S PAID TO DANCE WITH. SO BY EXTENSION, PERHAPS SHE'LL ___________ ANYONE SHE'S PAID TO

#5 IT'S NOT AN ACT. REALLY.

#6 Because she's just the person country needs to improve it's image

#7 WITH RASCAL FLATTS AND TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING IT BIG, COUNTRY WAS HURTING BAD FOR ANOTHER "ARTIST" WHO APPEALS TO SMALL CHILDREN

#8 I'M OLD FASHIONED, BUT STILL BELIEVE A SINGER SHOULD BE ABLE TO SING

#9 BECAUSE IF MS HOUGH HADN'T GOTTEN LUCKY, YOU KNOW SHE'LD BE ANSWERING THE PHONE SOMEWHERE

#10 BECAUSE MAN STEALING IS A FELONY IN MOST SOUTHERN STATES

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