NBC SHOW "THE WHISPERER WHISPERER" DEBUTS IN DECEMBER

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IT SEEMS AS IF THERE'S A WHISPERER FOR EVERY PROBLEM THESE DAYS, as well as a show for every Whisperer. Well, NBC is set to outdo the other Whisperer Shows with "The Whisperer Whisperer" about a guy who's really good at influencing people who have a lot of influence. The hero of the show has noticed that a lot of mayhem is being caused by different Whisperers working at cross purposes. For instance, the Cat Whisperer teaches a cat to stop putting his muddy paw prints on vehicles; problem is, the Lawyer Whisperer has convinced an evil attorney to stop stealing from dementia sufferers, and instead pursue the far less injurious practice of Paw Print Litigation. With no muddy paw prints to greet vehicle vain parvenues as they get their morning paper, the lawyer goes back to having senile nursing home patients sign over their property to his benevolent care. The Whisperer Whisperer clears up the mess by convincing the Cat Whisperer and Lawyer Whisperer to work together, and they soon clear up the mess by convincing the evil attorney to run for congress on a platform of protecting Seniors and preventing animal cruelty.

There's a romance element also, with a lot of double entendres and love hate vibe between the Whisperer Whisperer and his sexy assistant. Whenever he tries to impress her, she says "Oh, you're just trying to Whisper me. Well, I'm the one person you can't Whisper." The Whisperer Whisperer himself is conflicted by his desire to do good, and his temptation to take advantage of his awesome powers for selfish reasons. The show usually ends on a lighter note, with the Whisperer Whisperer trying to for instance Whisper his plumber into giving him a discount, and his assistant laughing at him when he ends up being overcharged anyway.

Later on in the season there's talk of a reality show called "Who's the Whisperer?" and a docudrama with the tite "The Terrorist Whisperer --Can He Talk Bin Laden Out of His Cave?"


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